i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I am naked and annoyed.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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