How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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