Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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