Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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