Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I could make wine with my vomit
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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