they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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