Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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