brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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