it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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