how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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