I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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