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(631): View more from New York

Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it

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(773): View more from Illinois

Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?

(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.

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(289): View more from Ontario

It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here

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(716): View more from New York

her body is proportioned like a family guy character

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(416): View more from Toronto

He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!

(647): View more from Ontario

That is always a wonderful personality trait!

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.

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