Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I need water and some morals
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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