Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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