Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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