Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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