My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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