like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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