can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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