Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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