Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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