Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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