these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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