just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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