Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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