Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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