We're like a lot better than the average bears
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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