the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
is it fun? or sober?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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