His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My hand turned me down
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I AM VODKA MAN
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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