i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
the day after is always just damage control
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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