in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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