I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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