So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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