girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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