Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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