ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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