she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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