Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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