He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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