kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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