she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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