It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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