who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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