You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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