I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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