smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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