any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I came so hard my ears popped.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize