how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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