I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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