She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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