It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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