party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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